Among many things, Randall's interpretation of "The Lord of the Rings" ruined "Clerks 2" for me. Since it's release, I have come across many people who like to give just about a copy/paste synopsis of the trilogy. Annoying.
Originally, this strip contained text written in Tenwgar that basically gave my opinion of the film, but I felt the foreign text was distracting and that looking at the oversimplified telling of "The Lord of the Rings" that this strip gives and reading the title would get the point across.
This is the strip containing the Tengwar lettering:
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all!
It's okay to cry during this movie. Just don't let anyone see.
Is that a new shirt, or has Lyle just been wearing it inside out until now?
Google has revealed its ludicrous objective of making no information useless. I'd say me looking up videos on how to jump rope in a wheel chair at three in the afternoon could be seen as useless information. But now that info has a use! It's use is to feed and satisfy the beast that is Google. It's hungry for our info. Soon, Google will, through annexing the institutions that facilitate our internet addiction, devour all E-nformation. What will we do when they accuse us openly of having watched "Strawberry Shortcake" seasons 1-3 while searching for shortcake recipes? Deny it? They have the proof.